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Esto son dos amigos que van a entrevistarse para un trabajo. Entra el primero y el entrevistador le pregunta: -Dígame, cuando usted me mira, que es lo primero que ve? -Hombre, pues que usted no tiene orejas. -Como?! Pero que insolencia! Fuera de aquí, lárguese. Total, que el tipo sale y le dice a su amigo: -Oye, no menciones nada de sus orejas, que parece que es un tema que le fastidia. -Vale, vale, gracias. Total, que entra el segundo para hacer la entrevista, y tras la presentación le hacen la misma pregunta: -Dígame, cuando usted me mira, que es lo primero que ve? -Pues que usted use lentillas. -Excelente! Como lo ha sabido? -Elemental, donde apoyaría usted sus gafas?

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Salud celebrates stimulus funds with clinic expansion
San Jose Mercury News
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Philippine Star
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Cebu Daily News
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Business Mirror
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